1 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:39,631 ♪ Raise the flag of piracy 2 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:43,136 ♪ sing a song of victory 3 00:00:44,564 --> 00:00:48,182 ♪ For glorious in battle are we 4 00:00:48,776 --> 00:00:51,693 ♪ We've never known defeat we never will retreat 5 00:00:51,779 --> 00:00:54,352 ♪ We live to hear the cannon roar 6 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,657 ♪ And terror is our semaphore 7 00:00:59,495 --> 00:01:02,745 ♪ Notoriously loathsome are we 8 00:01:03,708 --> 00:01:07,373 ♪ We rob the rich, the poor then steal a little more 9 00:01:08,796 --> 00:01:12,081 ♪ Victory, we fight to win 10 00:01:12,299 --> 00:01:15,549 ♪ Victory is ours again 11 00:01:16,011 --> 00:01:19,296 ♪ We are the scourge of the land and sea 12 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,177 ♪ Beastly pirates are we 13 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,600 ♪ Masters of the briny sea 14 00:01:27,272 --> 00:01:29,348 ♪ We'll go down in history 15 00:01:30,776 --> 00:01:34,559 ♪ Courageous men who live by the sword 16 00:01:34,655 --> 00:01:37,988 ♪ We deal in treachery, the kings of lechery 17 00:01:38,075 --> 00:01:40,447 ♪ Raise the anchor, trim the sail 18 00:01:41,745 --> 00:01:44,152 ♪ We raid tonight if winds prevail 19 00:01:45,249 --> 00:01:48,664 ♪ Invincible, we fight to the end 20 00:01:49,461 --> 00:01:53,505 ♪ United to a man, we need no battle plan 21 00:01:54,841 --> 00:01:58,256 ♪ Victory, we fight to win 22 00:01:58,345 --> 00:02:01,464 ♪ Victory is ours again 23 00:02:02,015 --> 00:02:05,430 ♪ We are the scourge of the land and sea 24 00:02:05,685 --> 00:02:08,436 ♪ Beastly pirates are we 25 00:02:09,105 --> 00:02:12,770 ♪ It's so pitiful a sight to see them walk the plank 26 00:02:12,859 --> 00:02:16,310 ♪ They squirm and cry for mercy regardless of their rank 27 00:02:24,287 --> 00:02:27,490 ♪ Victory we fight to win 28 00:02:27,624 --> 00:02:31,123 ♪ Victory is ours again 29 00:02:31,336 --> 00:02:34,954 ♪ For we are the scourge of the land and sea 30 00:02:35,215 --> 00:02:37,207 ♪ Beastly pirates are we 31 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:40,336 ♪ Victory, we fight to win 32 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,923 ♪ Victory is ours again 33 00:02:44,307 --> 00:02:47,758 ♪ We are the scourge of the land and sea 34 00:02:47,977 --> 00:02:51,096 ♪ Beastly pirates are we 35 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:56,306 ♪ Victory 36 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,197 That's how they did it in Hollywood... 37 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:07,115 with stars like Errol Flynn and Douglas Fairbanks. 38 00:03:07,204 --> 00:03:10,987 Join me on the deck of the ship for the second part of the show. 39 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:14,411 We'll show you how the pirates really did it. A little sword fight. 40 00:03:14,503 --> 00:03:16,495 Okay, join me up there. 41 00:03:40,779 --> 00:03:42,937 Come along now, over here! 42 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:47,030 Introducing pirate gold. Get your pirate gold. 43 00:03:47,119 --> 00:03:49,360 We're giving them away free. 44 00:03:51,456 --> 00:03:53,163 Lovely ice cream. 45 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,419 And you, sir. A lovely free sample. 46 00:04:03,093 --> 00:04:05,880 Bless you. Thank you, my child. 'Bye. 47 00:04:05,971 --> 00:04:07,465 I'm with them. 48 00:04:07,556 --> 00:04:09,714 Turn that thing down, okay? 49 00:04:10,934 --> 00:04:12,593 Come on, hurry up! 50 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:27,064 Ladies, anybody want to learn swordsmanship... 51 00:04:27,158 --> 00:04:29,280 from the master of cut and thrust? 52 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,610 Lunge and parry? In and out? 53 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,162 Yeah! 54 00:04:33,331 --> 00:04:34,825 She'll do it. 55 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,740 You guys! 56 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:39,953 Here you are. Come on up here. That's it. 57 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,412 Sorry. 58 00:04:47,929 --> 00:04:50,680 Not bad. Guess you'll have to do. What's your name? 59 00:04:50,765 --> 00:04:52,045 Mabel! 60 00:04:55,436 --> 00:04:57,761 Okay, Mabel, get the stick up. 61 00:05:00,358 --> 00:05:01,520 Olé. 62 00:05:05,196 --> 00:05:06,855 Here, look. First... 63 00:05:06,947 --> 00:05:09,864 atta girl, put both hands around. Two hands together. 64 00:05:10,201 --> 00:05:13,118 And it's not olé, it's touché. 65 00:05:13,245 --> 00:05:15,036 Meaning "touch." 66 00:05:16,957 --> 00:05:17,988 Touch. 67 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,787 Now, less than a hundred years ago... 68 00:05:21,045 --> 00:05:25,042 pirates really operated around here, raping and pillaging. 69 00:05:25,132 --> 00:05:26,626 I'd hate to be pillaged. 70 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:29,920 Killing! Note the footwork! 71 00:05:32,806 --> 00:05:35,131 Feint so, lunge so, and... 72 00:05:38,228 --> 00:05:40,267 my point penetrates you. 73 00:05:40,689 --> 00:05:43,939 Give her a hand, girls. Way to go. Come on down. 74 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:49,481 - Hey, Myrtle... - Mabel, okay? 75 00:05:50,574 --> 00:05:54,571 Mabel, sorry. I'm taking my boat over to Pirate Rock... 76 00:05:54,661 --> 00:05:57,661 to do some skin diving, look for treasure. Want to come? 77 00:05:58,331 --> 00:06:00,370 Me? You're kidding. 78 00:06:00,584 --> 00:06:04,747 No. I got a great boat. Bunks and everything. 79 00:06:06,173 --> 00:06:09,672 Bring some of your friends along. It'll be great fun. 80 00:06:17,726 --> 00:06:19,599 You, too? All of you? 81 00:06:22,272 --> 00:06:24,513 Hey, stop it! Where's Mabel? 82 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:35,606 Quickly, let's get moving. Here she comes. 83 00:06:37,453 --> 00:06:39,611 I thought you wouldn't make it. 84 00:06:43,126 --> 00:06:44,952 Say good-bye, Mabel. 85 00:06:45,044 --> 00:06:46,703 What's going on? 86 00:06:47,088 --> 00:06:50,254 Stop fooling around. You can't leave her there! 87 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,715 Good-bye! 88 00:06:54,679 --> 00:06:58,297 Go play with your Barbie dolls! 89 00:07:17,326 --> 00:07:20,362 Hey, wait! It's me. Mabel! Wait! 90 00:07:28,754 --> 00:07:30,082 Hey! 91 00:07:32,675 --> 00:07:34,501 Hey, you guys, wait! 92 00:08:29,355 --> 00:08:30,553 Fire! 93 00:08:36,738 --> 00:08:37,936 Fire! 94 00:08:46,247 --> 00:08:48,820 Here they come! I found your sword. 95 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:52,534 The last battle of Frederic's youth. Isn't he wonderful? 96 00:08:53,045 --> 00:08:55,203 Stand by to repel boarders! 97 00:09:17,153 --> 00:09:19,110 Captain! 98 00:09:28,914 --> 00:09:32,365 I told you to order Chinese, but this is ridiculous! 99 00:09:52,646 --> 00:09:56,228 Happy birthday. Something special, Frederic. Look out! 100 00:10:24,511 --> 00:10:26,218 One moment, lads. 101 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:29,798 He is their captain. 102 00:10:30,308 --> 00:10:32,099 Spare me! 103 00:10:32,227 --> 00:10:34,219 An Irish tenor no less. 104 00:10:34,312 --> 00:10:36,637 We could use an Irish tenor, lads! 105 00:10:37,899 --> 00:10:40,224 Soprano. Even better. 106 00:10:49,702 --> 00:10:51,445 Set sail! 107 00:11:01,672 --> 00:11:04,245 ♪ Oh, better far to live and die 108 00:11:04,342 --> 00:11:06,085 ♪ Under the brave, black flag I fly 109 00:11:06,177 --> 00:11:08,465 ♪ Than play a hypocritical part 110 00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:11,223 ♪ With a pirate head and a pirate heart 111 00:11:12,725 --> 00:11:15,215 ♪ Away to the world across the seas 112 00:11:17,021 --> 00:11:19,393 ♪ Where pirates all have law degrees 113 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:21,474 ♪ But I'll be true to the song I sing 114 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:24,022 ♪ And live and die a Pirate King 115 00:11:24,111 --> 00:11:25,770 ♪ For 116 00:11:27,114 --> 00:11:29,651 ♪ I am a Pirate King 117 00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:32,114 ♪ You are, hurrah for a Pirate King 118 00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:34,527 ♪ And it is, it is a glorious thing 119 00:11:34,621 --> 00:11:36,494 ♪ to be the Pirate King 120 00:11:36,623 --> 00:11:38,200 ♪ I am a Pirate King 121 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:40,580 ♪ You are, hurrah for a Pirate King 122 00:11:40,669 --> 00:11:42,875 ♪ And it is, it is a glorious thing 123 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,706 ♪ to be the Pirate King 124 00:11:44,798 --> 00:11:46,956 ♪ It is, hurrah for a Pirate King 125 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:49,540 ♪ hurrah for the Pirate King 126 00:11:55,726 --> 00:11:58,347 ♪ When I venture forth to seek my prey 127 00:11:58,437 --> 00:12:00,809 ♪ I crush my foes in a royal way 128 00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:03,648 ♪ The ladies yield and the ships go down 129 00:12:03,734 --> 00:12:06,059 ♪ Or is it the other way around? 130 00:12:07,237 --> 00:12:09,727 ♪ But many a king in a gilded tower 131 00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:13,690 ♪ If he wants to cling to pomp and power 132 00:12:13,785 --> 00:12:16,110 ♪ Must manage somehow to get through 133 00:12:16,204 --> 00:12:18,576 ♪ More dirty work than ever I do 134 00:12:22,794 --> 00:12:24,751 ♪ For I am a Pirate King 135 00:12:24,838 --> 00:12:27,375 ♪ You are, hurrah for a Pirate King 136 00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:29,706 ♪ And it is, it is a glorious thing 137 00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:31,877 ♪ to be the Pirate King 138 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:33,713 ♪ I am a Pirate King 139 00:12:33,805 --> 00:12:36,260 ♪ You are, hurrah for a Pirate King 140 00:12:36,349 --> 00:12:38,721 ♪ And it is, it is a glorious thing 141 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,387 ♪ to be the Pirate King 142 00:12:40,478 --> 00:12:42,554 ♪ It is, hurrah for a Pirate King 143 00:12:42,647 --> 00:12:46,727 ♪ I am the Pirate King 144 00:13:00,248 --> 00:13:02,287 He tore our goddamn sail again! 145 00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:08,336 Sew that up, love. 146 00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:15,177 Today, Frederic, you join us as a full-fledged member of our band. 147 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,013 Your apprenticeship papers. 21 today. 148 00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:20,755 Speech! 149 00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:25,975 I'd hoped to spare you this. 150 00:13:27,024 --> 00:13:30,024 Though as friends, I love you all. 151 00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:34,648 But, today... Today I leave you forever. 152 00:13:34,823 --> 00:13:37,527 What? Why, this is lunacy! 153 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,277 I cannot forget! 154 00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:43,115 I cannot forget it was cutthroats such as you... 155 00:13:43,207 --> 00:13:46,124 who murdered my family and left me an orphan. 156 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,668 Not fair, Freddy. 157 00:13:47,753 --> 00:13:50,670 We're orphans ourselves. We would never hurt an orphan. 158 00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:52,214 Yes, I know. 159 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,090 But I fulfilled my contract... 160 00:13:55,177 --> 00:13:58,177 and I feel honor-bound to devote myself... 161 00:13:58,263 --> 00:14:00,967 heart and soul to your extermination! 162 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,556 Extermination? That sounds a little harsh. 163 00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:06,389 Such is my sense of duty. 164 00:14:07,939 --> 00:14:11,853 If you conscientiously feel that it is your duty to destroy us... 165 00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:13,318 we cannot blame you. 166 00:14:13,403 --> 00:14:14,980 It's the way I've raised you. 167 00:14:17,449 --> 00:14:20,782 I've been as low and vicious as I could. 168 00:14:21,369 --> 00:14:23,408 But something inside... 169 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,078 tells me there's more to life. I know it! 170 00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:31,126 More than piracy? 171 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,712 Lately, I've been restless. 172 00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:39,293 I've been consumed by some inner fire. 173 00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:42,010 All I think about is girls! 174 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,805 I've waited 20 years for this. 175 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,472 The sea, Frederic, is a jealous mistress. 176 00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,892 But she is her own reward. 177 00:14:54,152 --> 00:14:55,895 Believe me, you've missed nothing. 178 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:59,320 Have you missed anything these 20 years at sea, men? 179 00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:01,779 - Sex! - What about love? 180 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:07,203 Love for a pirate is the kiss of a salt wind, the curve of a white sail... 181 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:10,872 the whisper of an enemy's well-slit throat. That's love, Frederic! 182 00:15:11,252 --> 00:15:13,078 Show him, shipmates! 183 00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:35,556 Dance! Dance! 184 00:15:43,784 --> 00:15:47,402 I'll miss you. I'll miss you all very much. 185 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,705 But my mind is made up. 186 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,200 Oh, shit! 187 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,833 Then so be it. 188 00:16:05,222 --> 00:16:07,095 My mistake. See you later. 189 00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:12,222 I know you'll think me an old softy. 190 00:16:12,812 --> 00:16:16,263 But in return for all your years of loyal service... 191 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:19,354 I make you captain of your own ship. 192 00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:28,941 I shall command her with pride... 193 00:16:29,329 --> 00:16:30,906 and someday... 194 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,739 There's always the someday, Freddy. 195 00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:45,459 Grab him! 196 00:16:52,393 --> 00:16:54,765 Hang five, honky! 197 00:17:14,623 --> 00:17:18,572 ♪ Climbing over rocky mountain ♪ Skipping rivulet and fountain 198 00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:22,536 ♪ Passing where the willows quiver 199 00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:25,916 ♪ Passing where the willows quiver ♪ By the ever-rolling river 200 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,254 Mabel! 201 00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:29,925 Oh, let her be! Who needs her? 202 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:34,177 She's a disgrace to the noble name of Stanley. Just look at her. 203 00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:39,680 I wouldn't wear that dress to bed. 204 00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,516 I think that's the whole idea. 205 00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:43,102 Wash your mouth out. 206 00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:45,187 What is she looking for? 207 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:46,441 Love. 208 00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:48,689 She'll have a long wait. 209 00:17:48,782 --> 00:17:52,779 She's the youngest and by noble custom, the eldest must marry first. 210 00:17:52,869 --> 00:17:55,406 - Which makes me first. - Me second. 211 00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:57,241 And me third. 212 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,540 Gee, we'll all be 50. 213 00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:13,383 ♪ Let us gaily tread the measure 214 00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:17,387 ♪ Make the most of fleeting leisure 215 00:18:17,477 --> 00:18:20,845 ♪ Worship nature while we can 216 00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:24,856 ♪ Far away from any man 217 00:18:25,652 --> 00:18:29,186 ♪ Far away from any man 218 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,272 ♪ Make the most of fleeting leisure 219 00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:33,239 ♪ Far away from any man 220 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,075 ♪ Climbing over rocky mountain 221 00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:44,912 Do you believe that song? 222 00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:48,752 ♪ Passing where the willows quiver 223 00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:53,052 ♪ Passing where the willows quiver ♪ By the ever-rolling river 224 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:56,636 ♪ Swollen with the summer rain ♪ the summer rain 225 00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:01,180 ♪ Let us gaily tread the measure ♪ Make the most of fleeting leisure 226 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:04,473 ♪ Worship nature while we can 227 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:09,396 ♪ Let us gaily tread the measure ♪ Make the most of fleeting leisure 228 00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:12,855 ♪ Far away from any man 229 00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:17,446 ♪ Let us gaily tread the measure ♪ Make the most of fleeting leisure 230 00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:21,616 ♪ Far away from any man ♪ From any man 231 00:19:41,769 --> 00:19:45,303 You always were a careless boy. 232 00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:48,222 Thank you. 233 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:52,186 By the way, was it a definite no back there? 234 00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:55,022 I don't want to hurt your feelings... 235 00:19:55,115 --> 00:19:57,154 but tell me honestly... 236 00:19:58,535 --> 00:20:01,535 compared to other women, are you beautiful? 237 00:20:01,997 --> 00:20:03,740 I've been told so. 238 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,499 But lately? 239 00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:09,160 By Samuel. Of course he was drunk at the time. 240 00:20:56,217 --> 00:20:57,627 Oh, Freddy! 241 00:21:13,859 --> 00:21:15,898 Come on, girls, come in. 242 00:21:16,112 --> 00:21:17,570 It's lovely and warm. 243 00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:19,853 Hi! 244 00:21:24,954 --> 00:21:27,871 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to deflower you! 245 00:21:28,874 --> 00:21:31,709 Help! A pirate! Run for your lives! 246 00:21:31,835 --> 00:21:33,079 Pirate? 247 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,293 No, I'm not anymore! 248 00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:40,086 Ladies, I'm not a pirate. I promise you. 249 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:44,009 Look, see? No tattoos, nothing! Girls! 250 00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:04,234 ♪ When will I find love? Where will she be? 251 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:09,740 ♪ And if she's out there will she wait for me? 252 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:16,414 ♪ How will he know me? Will I know him? 253 00:22:17,631 --> 00:22:21,877 ♪ Is there no end to all my questioning? 254 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,434 ♪ Can I believe 255 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:40,523 ♪ what I am seeing 256 00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,895 ♪ what I am feeling? 257 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,071 ♪ Something so rare, watching her there 258 00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:50,651 ♪ She makes my heart stall 259 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:58,246 ♪ Can I believe what I am feeling? 260 00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:01,084 ♪ My head is reeling 261 00:23:01,549 --> 00:23:03,541 ♪ He just looked my way 262 00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:06,085 ♪ from the start I can say 263 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,503 ♪ I will give him everything 264 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,928 ♪ Strange emotions wash over me 265 00:23:16,272 --> 00:23:19,605 ♪ Like the motion of the deepest sea 266 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:25,023 ♪ And I feel first love 267 00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:30,189 ♪ You're all I've dreamed of 268 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:35,538 ♪ Love moves me inside 269 00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,912 ♪ like the moon moves the tide 270 00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:40,452 ♪ My first love 271 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:46,498 ♪ Some kind of miracle brought you here 272 00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,803 ♪ Just when I'd given up hoping 273 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:56,806 ♪ From the moment when you first appeared 274 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,593 ♪ I could feel my whole life 275 00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:02,097 ♪ opening in 276 00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:05,476 ♪ First love 277 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,481 ♪ You're all I've dreamed of 278 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,820 ♪ Love moves me inside 279 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,489 ♪ like the moon moves the tide 280 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,281 ♪ My first love 281 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:26,090 ♪ My first love 282 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,526 ♪ And I promise to be true to you 283 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:52,363 ♪ My first love 284 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,552 Not bad. 285 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,633 Thanks. 286 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,686 Do you live around here? 287 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:33,444 I've never lived till now. 288 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:44,491 The good pirates arrived too late to save my parents, bless their souls. 289 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:49,087 But my mother hurled me through the flames into the King's arms... 290 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,880 and he raised me as his apprentice. 291 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,539 You poor thing. Pirates! 292 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:57,971 Like walking the plank, buried treasure, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard? 293 00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,300 Roger. 294 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,142 Roger, I love it. 295 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,885 No, Frederic, without a "k". 296 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,765 Mabel, also without a "k". We've so much in common! 297 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,932 - Mabel. - Pretty bad, huh? 298 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,650 No, I love it. 299 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:16,355 I know this sounds silly... 300 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,276 but I think I love you. 301 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,908 I might even want to marry you. 302 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:25,531 That was a short love scene... 303 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,037 but, yes. 304 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,588 Oh, no, we have a dumb custom. There's got to be a way out. 305 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,506 We've got to see my father. 306 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,426 I haven't had much practice seeing fathers. 307 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,423 He's just like any other ordinary major general. 308 00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:41,470 Major general? Oh, no! 309 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,883 Frederic, trust me. 310 00:26:47,021 --> 00:26:48,812 Wow. Come here. 311 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:02,483 I thought the bells came afterwards. 312 00:27:17,718 --> 00:27:20,090 Helmsman, hard of... 313 00:27:22,598 --> 00:27:24,008 Hard of... 314 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:28,893 Reverse! Hard of backwards. No. Sam, what is that saying? 315 00:27:28,979 --> 00:27:30,638 - Hard of hearing! - Hard of... 316 00:27:43,077 --> 00:27:45,034 The pirates have lust in their hearts. 317 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,156 Your sisters are in danger of their virtue, even their lives! 318 00:27:48,248 --> 00:27:51,414 Come back here, you sex-crazed bilge rats! 319 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,751 This is mutiny! 320 00:28:12,731 --> 00:28:14,723 Mabel, don't move! 321 00:28:19,821 --> 00:28:21,979 A little close to the curb. 322 00:28:24,492 --> 00:28:27,777 This is one time when you're not going to rape... 323 00:28:28,246 --> 00:28:30,155 pillage and plunder! 324 00:28:30,498 --> 00:28:31,742 Really? 325 00:28:40,842 --> 00:28:43,463 Take it easy, lads. Don't hurt or maim them. 326 00:29:07,535 --> 00:29:09,194 Oh-ho, Frederic! 327 00:29:09,537 --> 00:29:13,320 Are your loins so hot you'd have them all and none for us? 328 00:29:18,421 --> 00:29:20,828 Who dares disturb our dalliance? 329 00:29:20,923 --> 00:29:22,381 - I do! - What? 330 00:29:23,384 --> 00:29:26,550 Well, we've saved the best till last. 331 00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:28,676 Keep out of this, Mabel! 332 00:29:29,431 --> 00:29:31,055 You'll be hung! 333 00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:34,018 I am, and very well, thank you. 334 00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:36,973 Set Frederic and my sisters free or die! 335 00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:50,315 Olé! 336 00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:51,654 Touché! 337 00:29:57,084 --> 00:29:58,198 Captain! 338 00:29:58,293 --> 00:29:59,621 Here! 339 00:30:08,804 --> 00:30:10,796 You see, the blade grows heavy. 340 00:30:10,889 --> 00:30:12,846 She cannot raise it to my heart. 341 00:30:12,933 --> 00:30:15,258 I'm not aiming at your heart. 342 00:30:26,196 --> 00:30:28,733 I'll see you get a thousand lashes! 343 00:30:28,823 --> 00:30:30,614 Promises, promises. 344 00:30:48,509 --> 00:30:50,667 If you love half as well as you fight... 345 00:30:50,762 --> 00:30:53,003 No! Mabel, tell him! 346 00:30:53,514 --> 00:30:55,720 What could she say to foil our sport? 347 00:30:55,808 --> 00:30:57,884 My father... Yes? 348 00:30:57,977 --> 00:31:00,053 Is... Yes? 349 00:31:00,354 --> 00:31:02,097 ...a major general. 350 00:31:02,190 --> 00:31:03,933 A major general? 351 00:31:04,025 --> 00:31:07,440 - That'll do it. - Yes, he's a major general! 352 00:31:07,528 --> 00:31:10,363 Yes, he is a major general. 353 00:31:11,741 --> 00:31:15,608 Yes, yes, I am a major general. 354 00:31:15,703 --> 00:31:18,193 - Papa! - Not now, darling, I'm on! 355 00:31:30,092 --> 00:31:32,499 ♪ I am the very model ♪ of a modern major general 356 00:31:32,595 --> 00:31:35,002 ♪ I've information ♪ vegetable, animal, and mineral 357 00:31:35,097 --> 00:31:37,587 ♪ I know the kings of England ♪ I quote the fights historical 358 00:31:37,683 --> 00:31:39,805 ♪ From Marathon to Waterloo ♪ In order categorical 359 00:31:39,893 --> 00:31:42,051 ♪ I'm very well acquainted with ♪ the matters mathematical 360 00:31:42,146 --> 00:31:44,352 ♪ I understand equations both ♪ for simple and quadratical 361 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,559 ♪ About binomial theorems ♪ I'm teeming with a lot of news 362 00:31:49,987 --> 00:31:52,940 ♪ With many cheerful facts about ♪ the square of the hypotenuse 363 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,451 Darling, this is my big number. Now play along with this. 364 00:31:58,453 --> 00:32:00,659 Our lives may depend on it. 365 00:32:02,374 --> 00:32:04,995 ♪ I'm very good at integral ♪ and differential calculus 366 00:32:05,085 --> 00:32:07,326 ♪ I know the scientific names ♪ of beings animalculous 367 00:32:07,421 --> 00:32:09,911 ♪ In short, in matters vegetable, ♪ animal, and mineral 368 00:32:10,006 --> 00:32:12,413 ♪ I am the very model of ♪ a modern major general 367 00:32:12,421 --> 00:32:09,911 ♪ In short, in matters vegetable, ♪ animal, and mineral 368 00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:12,413 ♪ he is the very model of ♪ a modern major general 369 00:32:18,265 --> 00:32:19,675 Verse two. 370 00:32:19,766 --> 00:32:22,173 ♪ I comprehend contemporary ♪ culture North American 371 00:32:22,269 --> 00:32:24,842 ♪ I straighten more piratical ♪ erections than Bo Derek can 372 00:32:24,938 --> 00:32:27,345 ♪ I'm into est and all the rest ♪ I've undergone analysis 373 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,681 ♪ I've jogged beyond decrepitude ♪ to permanent paralysis 374 00:32:29,776 --> 00:32:32,183 ♪ My muse is into music, with ♪ my credit I won't trouble you 375 00:32:32,278 --> 00:32:34,650 ♪ From RandB to S ♪ over CandW 376 00:32:34,739 --> 00:32:38,404 ♪ To grooving with the Doobies in ♪ my Malibu white-souling tones 377 00:32:39,119 --> 00:32:43,697 ♪ Man, I'm older than the Beatles but ♪ I'm younger than the Rolling Stones 378 00:32:52,590 --> 00:32:55,080 ♪ My military knowledge, for ♪ I'm plucky and adventury, 379 00:32:55,176 --> 00:32:57,845 ♪ Embraces MASH and Star Wars and ♪ the 22nd century 380 00:32:57,929 --> 00:33:00,466 ♪ Yes, sir, in matters vegetable, ♪ animal, and mineral 381 00:33:00,556 --> 00:33:03,971 ♪ I am the very model of ♪ a modern major general 382 00:33:16,948 --> 00:33:19,154 Now that I've introduced myself... 383 00:33:19,241 --> 00:33:23,108 I'd like some idea of what's going on in my garden! 384 00:33:23,454 --> 00:33:26,573 Papa, we, I mean, Frederic and I... 385 00:33:26,665 --> 00:33:29,238 Permit me, sir. I'll explain in two words. 386 00:33:29,335 --> 00:33:31,457 It's a beach party, and I'm Frankie Avalon. 387 00:33:31,545 --> 00:33:33,169 And I'm Annette Funicello. 388 00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:36,042 Don't listen to them. They're pirates! 389 00:33:36,175 --> 00:33:38,500 The famous pirates of Penzance! 390 00:33:38,594 --> 00:33:41,594 What? The pirates of Penzance? 391 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,594 The rogues who stole my family's fortune on the high seas... 392 00:33:45,684 --> 00:33:47,261 a score of years ago? 393 00:33:47,352 --> 00:33:49,640 Our last score was years ago. 394 00:33:50,397 --> 00:33:51,855 All except this gentleman. 395 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:55,723 He was a pirate, but he'll now go straight, as my husband. 396 00:33:56,195 --> 00:33:57,689 Hey, you fox! 397 00:33:57,779 --> 00:34:00,186 I'll be the best man, naturally. 398 00:34:00,574 --> 00:34:01,902 An idea. 399 00:34:02,117 --> 00:34:03,943 Tell me, kind sir... 400 00:34:04,786 --> 00:34:07,276 do you know what it is to be... 401 00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:09,201 an orphan? 402 00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:11,082 Oh, shit! 403 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:15,160 An orphan? And a fine singer, too. 404 00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:17,496 You may go. You're all free. 405 00:34:19,176 --> 00:34:23,339 Come, lads, we've a ship to float. Free her keel, and raise that chain doodad. 406 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:26,430 - Anchor. - No, Sam, just disappointment. 407 00:34:27,475 --> 00:34:31,140 Another 20 years at sea will ease this petty melancholy. 408 00:34:31,313 --> 00:34:35,559 For I am the Pirate King And I'll buy this orphan thing 409 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:37,642 We'll go away without dismay. 410 00:34:37,736 --> 00:34:39,728 But we'll be returning. 411 00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:47,532 - Are you all right? - Fine. 412 00:34:47,829 --> 00:34:49,905 I don't trust these guys. 413 00:34:49,998 --> 00:34:51,575 Not that fine. 414 00:34:58,715 --> 00:35:00,707 I'd thought I lost you. 415 00:35:01,342 --> 00:35:04,508 I'll light a thousand candles for the luck that kept you safe. 416 00:35:04,595 --> 00:35:06,920 Luck? I almost took that twit. 417 00:35:07,265 --> 00:35:09,056 You did well for a woman... 418 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,881 but now there's a man's work to be done. 419 00:35:12,186 --> 00:35:15,056 I'll keep watch till the ship is gone. 420 00:35:16,065 --> 00:35:17,263 Woman? 421 00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:28,193 Papa! 422 00:35:28,911 --> 00:35:30,109 About this custom. 423 00:35:30,204 --> 00:35:32,445 Yes, what about this custom? 424 00:35:33,457 --> 00:35:36,374 I'm the eldest at 23. 425 00:35:36,627 --> 00:35:37,789 Thirty-three. 426 00:35:37,878 --> 00:35:40,629 Back to the castle, the lot of you. 427 00:35:44,927 --> 00:35:46,421 The custom is irrelevant. 428 00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:50,260 Youngest or oldest, I cannot allow you to marry this penniless adventurer. 429 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,380 Why not? 430 00:35:51,475 --> 00:35:54,641 He's a nasty pirate person and besides... 431 00:35:54,937 --> 00:35:56,135 he's poor. 432 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,150 They're anchoring outside the cove! 433 00:36:05,822 --> 00:36:07,364 Common fellow. 434 00:36:07,449 --> 00:36:08,859 But if he wasn't poor? 435 00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:11,986 Diamonds, rubies, gold coins? 436 00:36:12,162 --> 00:36:14,913 - What a nice boy. - Even if it wasn't his money? 437 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:18,492 - For your happiness. Whose money? - Your money. 438 00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:21,254 The family treasures, stolen by the pirates. 439 00:36:21,338 --> 00:36:22,962 Suppose Frederic recovered them... 440 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:25,752 minus expenses, attorneys' fees, my commission... 441 00:36:25,842 --> 00:36:27,252 If he fails? 442 00:36:27,344 --> 00:36:28,921 If he fails, we'll shack up. 443 00:36:35,268 --> 00:36:37,177 We swim out to the ship, board it... 444 00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:40,520 get the stolen treasure and swim back. Easy. 445 00:36:40,774 --> 00:36:42,184 What's the matter? 446 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:45,689 I've never seen a woman like that before. 447 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,479 The body is an eight. 448 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,980 The brain is a 10. So let's go! 449 00:37:20,896 --> 00:37:22,354 Where is it? 450 00:37:23,232 --> 00:37:24,263 It's not here. 451 00:37:24,525 --> 00:37:25,723 Well, where is it? 452 00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:29,110 It fell overboard on some uncharted reef. 453 00:37:30,573 --> 00:37:32,150 - But there is a map. - Where? 454 00:37:32,241 --> 00:37:34,114 - The King's got it. - The King's got it. 455 00:37:34,201 --> 00:37:35,363 How do we get it? 456 00:37:35,452 --> 00:37:37,325 It's tattooed on his back! 457 00:37:38,831 --> 00:37:41,950 But no one has seen it. He never takes his shirt off in public. 458 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,369 - I'll make him take his shirt off. - How? 459 00:37:49,425 --> 00:37:51,713 Get something to write on and meet me below. 460 00:38:45,730 --> 00:38:46,844 Olé! 461 00:38:52,946 --> 00:38:54,060 Sam? 462 00:38:57,158 --> 00:38:58,817 Reveal yourself! 463 00:38:59,202 --> 00:39:00,446 Or die! 464 00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:05,784 Nymph! 465 00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:10,700 Nymphet. 466 00:39:11,047 --> 00:39:12,291 Nympho. 467 00:39:12,715 --> 00:39:15,550 I was in the neighborhood and saw your light on. 468 00:39:15,843 --> 00:39:18,760 Today, you tried to kill me. 469 00:39:21,057 --> 00:39:23,179 Some people send flowers. 470 00:39:23,351 --> 00:39:25,094 I fancy a chap... 471 00:39:26,270 --> 00:39:28,013 I try to kill him. 472 00:39:28,981 --> 00:39:32,895 Come on, my little nymphet, you can trust me. 473 00:39:43,662 --> 00:39:46,912 Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? 474 00:39:52,129 --> 00:39:53,836 Why don't you... 475 00:39:55,340 --> 00:39:56,715 take off your shirt? 476 00:39:57,217 --> 00:39:58,296 No. 477 00:40:01,221 --> 00:40:04,091 Tell me. What's the age of consent around here? 478 00:40:04,182 --> 00:40:04,964 Eighteen. 479 00:40:05,058 --> 00:40:06,765 Good. I'm old enough. 480 00:40:09,896 --> 00:40:11,520 How about a drink first? 481 00:40:11,648 --> 00:40:14,981 Let's get sloshed. Help yourself. There's some on the windowsill. 482 00:40:25,328 --> 00:40:26,359 Cheers. 483 00:40:27,497 --> 00:40:28,907 Bottoms up. 484 00:40:28,999 --> 00:40:31,240 Ladies' choice. I like that. 485 00:40:40,427 --> 00:40:43,214 My love, put an old sailor out of his misery. 486 00:40:43,304 --> 00:40:45,759 Let's try taking your shirt off. 487 00:40:47,141 --> 00:40:48,967 How about you first? 488 00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:52,725 Because I'm shy, and I'm also a feminist. 489 00:40:52,814 --> 00:40:54,936 That means the man goes first. 490 00:40:55,024 --> 00:40:57,811 Wonderful. Nice to meet a woman who knows her place. 491 00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:04,735 Two hundred and two pushups a day. 492 00:41:06,536 --> 00:41:08,528 I need some fresh air. 493 00:41:11,874 --> 00:41:13,202 No! 494 00:41:15,586 --> 00:41:18,159 Goose bumps. I've got goose bumps. 495 00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:19,328 Pushups. 496 00:41:20,466 --> 00:41:22,754 I recommend pushups. 497 00:41:24,428 --> 00:41:28,924 I'll fix the window, then we'll fix your goose bumps, my nympho. 498 00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:42,611 I know all about art. I just don't know what I like. 499 00:41:44,823 --> 00:41:46,566 This is a very... 500 00:41:46,659 --> 00:41:48,735 Surely you don't tease? 501 00:41:49,578 --> 00:41:52,365 There's just one little thing that I forgot to tell you. 502 00:42:02,549 --> 00:42:05,170 Are you ready for this? Go for it. 503 00:42:08,096 --> 00:42:09,755 Oh, this is just perfect! 504 00:42:11,058 --> 00:42:12,635 Those muscles. 505 00:42:14,061 --> 00:42:15,934 I'm gonna faint. 506 00:42:16,438 --> 00:42:18,229 That's so good. Perfect. 507 00:42:18,315 --> 00:42:22,015 Just a little more to the left. That's great. Yeah, I like that. 508 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:25,561 That's good. That's very good. I like that. 509 00:42:25,947 --> 00:42:27,939 Just a little bit to the... 510 00:42:28,033 --> 00:42:29,824 That's so good! 511 00:42:31,828 --> 00:42:34,579 I can't stand it anymore. If you don't stop, I'll die. 512 00:42:36,624 --> 00:42:39,411 More! More! 513 00:42:39,502 --> 00:42:40,996 That's wonderful. More. 514 00:42:42,046 --> 00:42:43,456 Just a little to the left. 515 00:42:44,591 --> 00:42:47,426 My God. Don't stop. This is incredible. 516 00:42:48,178 --> 00:42:51,463 You are really turning me on, I must say. 517 00:42:51,556 --> 00:42:53,215 This is wonderful. 518 00:42:53,308 --> 00:42:54,588 Are you ready yet? 519 00:42:54,684 --> 00:42:56,925 There's just one more thing. 520 00:42:57,103 --> 00:42:58,134 There is? 521 00:43:03,693 --> 00:43:05,685 You and your little games. 522 00:43:10,199 --> 00:43:12,072 I love an interesting woman. 523 00:43:14,453 --> 00:43:17,821 Where are you, my little nymphet? 524 00:43:29,385 --> 00:43:31,294 Be gentle, Mabel. 525 00:43:41,605 --> 00:43:44,855 Mabel, your goose bumps have grown. 526 00:44:06,588 --> 00:44:10,087 So that was sex? What's there to get so excited about? 527 00:44:10,175 --> 00:44:13,128 Where's the map? What are those things for? 528 00:44:13,845 --> 00:44:18,008 I put a hole in the ship, and it's sinking. They were my friends. 529 00:44:20,852 --> 00:44:23,177 Look out! Raiders aboard! 530 00:44:25,982 --> 00:44:27,524 Help! 531 00:44:28,235 --> 00:44:30,808 Jump! I hope it's not cold! 532 00:44:32,364 --> 00:44:33,692 Cowards. 533 00:44:36,951 --> 00:44:40,485 I can see you now! Stop swimming. You'll regret this. 534 00:44:56,262 --> 00:44:58,799 The boat is sinking. Sink! Sink! 535 00:45:14,071 --> 00:45:17,107 ♪ Keep pumpin' ♪ Blowin' 536 00:45:20,911 --> 00:45:23,698 ♪ Hey, it's an old wives' story 537 00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:27,375 ♪ Said it's an old wives' tale 538 00:45:28,169 --> 00:45:31,039 ♪ I say that love is glory 539 00:45:31,839 --> 00:45:34,839 ♪ I tell you love's so frail 540 00:45:36,177 --> 00:45:38,964 ♪ Loving needs a bandage 541 00:45:39,346 --> 00:45:42,015 ♪ and intensive care 542 00:45:42,725 --> 00:45:46,093 ♪ And it's a disadvantage 543 00:45:46,603 --> 00:45:49,556 ♪ when you're playin' fair 544 00:45:51,150 --> 00:45:56,855 ♪ If you're treading water ♪ and romance is on the slide 545 00:45:58,449 --> 00:46:01,200 ♪ Don't you know you have to swallow 546 00:46:01,285 --> 00:46:04,120 ♪ something more than water 547 00:46:04,204 --> 00:46:05,662 ♪ It's your pride 548 00:46:06,665 --> 00:46:08,823 ♪ I've huffed and puffed 549 00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:12,169 ♪ Just to keep love going 550 00:46:13,046 --> 00:46:16,249 ♪ I'm done, I've had enough 551 00:46:16,466 --> 00:46:19,632 ♪ Of pumpin' and blowin' 552 00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,676 ♪ - Keep pumpin' ♪ - Blowin' 553 00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:25,761 ♪ - Keep pumpin' ♪ - Blowin' 554 00:46:26,518 --> 00:46:29,518 ♪ You know a woman's labor 555 00:46:30,146 --> 00:46:33,146 ♪ is never, ever done 556 00:46:33,566 --> 00:46:37,100 ♪ So could you do me a favor 557 00:46:37,445 --> 00:46:40,695 ♪ and, father, tell your son 558 00:46:42,242 --> 00:46:47,484 ♪ If he's treading water ♪ and romance is on the slide 559 00:46:49,499 --> 00:46:52,416 ♪ Don't you know you have to swallow 560 00:46:52,502 --> 00:46:55,123 ♪ something more than water 561 00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:56,837 ♪ It's your pride 562 00:46:57,715 --> 00:46:59,541 ♪ I've huffed and puffed 563 00:47:00,468 --> 00:47:02,875 ♪ Just to keep love going 564 00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:07,139 ♪ I'm done, I've had enough 565 00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:11,224 ♪ Of pumpin' and blowin' 566 00:47:12,522 --> 00:47:14,728 ♪ I've huffed and puffed 567 00:47:14,815 --> 00:47:17,685 ♪ Just to keep love going 568 00:47:18,694 --> 00:47:21,730 ♪ I'm done, I've had enough 569 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:25,026 ♪ Of pumpin' and blowin' 570 00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:31,198 ♪ Keep pumpin' ♪ Blowin' 571 00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:34,244 ♪ Keep pumpin' ♪ Blowin' 572 00:47:45,721 --> 00:47:47,131 Papa, we're home. 573 00:47:47,222 --> 00:47:49,759 Big surprise. Frederic, over here. 574 00:47:50,059 --> 00:47:51,718 Right on cue. 575 00:47:52,061 --> 00:47:56,105 There's more room over here. Bring it over here. Right in the corner. 576 00:47:56,190 --> 00:47:59,890 Yeah. You're gonna love this, Papa. Right here, on the floor. 577 00:47:59,985 --> 00:48:02,143 Actually, the table might be better... 578 00:48:02,237 --> 00:48:04,692 because when we open it, it'll look really great. 579 00:48:07,910 --> 00:48:10,400 Look, we've restored the family fortune. 580 00:48:10,787 --> 00:48:13,953 All your sentimental treasures, gold bars, Krugerrands. 581 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,708 - Break? - No. Just a little bent. 582 00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,786 Pink ball in the corner pocket. 583 00:48:22,966 --> 00:48:25,966 The pirates are at least 20 minutes behind us. 584 00:48:26,094 --> 00:48:29,130 Plenty of time for your army to ambush them. 585 00:48:32,267 --> 00:48:33,926 Army? What army? 586 00:48:34,769 --> 00:48:35,800 I blew it. 587 00:48:35,895 --> 00:48:39,228 Papa, Frederic will raise an army. 588 00:48:40,191 --> 00:48:44,983 In yonder village, there are yeomen, stout of limb and spirit... 589 00:48:45,071 --> 00:48:47,692 dedicated to the rules of law, but... 590 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:50,487 they lack a leader. 591 00:48:50,577 --> 00:48:52,486 Of course, you'll lead them. 592 00:48:53,121 --> 00:48:54,780 What? Me? 593 00:48:56,082 --> 00:48:59,664 No, my dear. I've had my moments of glory. 594 00:49:00,211 --> 00:49:03,295 Why be selfish? My boy, the job is yours. 595 00:49:03,381 --> 00:49:07,046 Rid me of these villains and Mabel's hand is yours... 596 00:49:07,135 --> 00:49:08,926 not to mention the best parts. 597 00:49:10,430 --> 00:49:12,755 I'll ride straight away to lead these good men. 598 00:49:19,605 --> 00:49:23,187 I've been at sea since I was one. How would I know how to ride a horse? 599 00:49:23,943 --> 00:49:26,398 Well, I gave it my best shot. 600 00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:30,068 Famous last words, Frederic? 601 00:49:52,971 --> 00:49:54,381 Tailor-made, Frederic. 602 00:49:56,642 --> 00:49:58,800 If it's all the same to you... 603 00:49:59,978 --> 00:50:01,637 I'd rather be buried at sea. 604 00:50:38,475 --> 00:50:39,554 Ruth. 605 00:50:40,268 --> 00:50:41,892 Plain old Ruth. 606 00:50:45,523 --> 00:50:46,767 Here, Commander. 607 00:50:46,858 --> 00:50:49,313 Come on, Ruth. Was I that bad to you? 608 00:50:49,402 --> 00:50:52,237 Able seaperson Frederic, prepare to die. 609 00:50:52,322 --> 00:50:53,353 No. 610 00:50:58,995 --> 00:51:01,201 That was for the life preservers. 611 00:51:01,289 --> 00:51:02,783 You're coming back with us. 612 00:51:02,874 --> 00:51:06,788 No, because I've sworn to vanquish you all! 613 00:51:07,045 --> 00:51:09,251 Freddy, you'll be the death of me. 614 00:51:10,381 --> 00:51:11,625 Gladly. 615 00:51:11,924 --> 00:51:15,090 My once apprentice. I taught you all you know. 616 00:51:15,553 --> 00:51:18,008 Don't make me teach you how to die. 617 00:51:43,038 --> 00:51:44,532 Geronimo! 618 00:52:08,438 --> 00:52:10,726 What's the matter? Losing your grip? 619 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:14,735 Can't we find somewhere safe to kill each other? 620 00:52:20,826 --> 00:52:21,988 Careful. 621 00:52:23,245 --> 00:52:24,952 You might cut yourself. 622 00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:28,910 Cheers. 623 00:52:53,816 --> 00:52:57,231 - Out of breath? - Save yours. It may be your last. 624 00:53:04,327 --> 00:53:05,821 Head of the family. 625 00:53:32,188 --> 00:53:34,678 Get out of this one, Commander. 626 00:53:37,026 --> 00:53:38,520 Hello, sailor. 627 00:54:58,189 --> 00:55:00,228 We must stop meeting like this. 628 00:55:03,111 --> 00:55:04,902 Drop it, or... 629 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,568 - Nuts! - Them, too. 630 00:55:10,284 --> 00:55:13,154 Why don't you get on with what we came for? 631 00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:19,536 Heart or throat? 632 00:55:21,796 --> 00:55:22,958 Heart. 633 00:55:24,006 --> 00:55:25,832 The Force, Frederic. 634 00:55:25,925 --> 00:55:27,716 Remember the Force. 635 00:55:41,690 --> 00:55:44,726 - Did I teach you that? - No, I saw it in a movie. 636 00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:46,603 Listen, you two... 637 00:55:47,363 --> 00:55:51,063 Oh, men. Kill him now and you'll never hear his secret. 638 00:55:52,201 --> 00:55:53,860 Secret? What secret? 639 00:55:54,411 --> 00:55:55,525 Very good. 640 00:55:57,915 --> 00:55:59,824 Your deed of apprenticeship. 641 00:56:04,338 --> 00:56:06,911 The fine print. Your date of birth? 642 00:56:07,257 --> 00:56:09,463 - February 29, 1856. - A leap year. 643 00:56:09,551 --> 00:56:12,006 - I don't get it. - You were apprenticed to us... 644 00:56:12,095 --> 00:56:13,921 - Till my 21st year. - No. 645 00:56:14,014 --> 00:56:17,382 Until your 21st birthday. Leap years are every four years. 646 00:56:17,476 --> 00:56:21,259 Going by birthdays, you're still only five and a quarter. 647 00:56:21,521 --> 00:56:24,308 - What? - I merely make you aware of it. 648 00:56:24,524 --> 00:56:27,690 I leave the rest to your sense of duty. 649 00:56:28,236 --> 00:56:29,646 Yes, duty. 650 00:56:30,739 --> 00:56:33,111 Duty and honor are all I have. 651 00:56:34,075 --> 00:56:36,233 That's the one good thing you taught me. 652 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,702 So whatever it costs me, I will do my duty. 653 00:56:41,416 --> 00:56:42,447 Good lad. 654 00:56:43,334 --> 00:56:45,041 Then I guess I must tell you. 655 00:56:45,128 --> 00:56:47,286 General Stanley, Mabel's father... 656 00:56:48,381 --> 00:56:50,254 he's got your treasure hidden here. 657 00:56:53,261 --> 00:56:56,676 And he's raising an army to slaughter you. Us. 658 00:56:56,764 --> 00:56:58,970 A fight? Us? Splendid! 659 00:56:59,058 --> 00:57:00,884 Nobody loves a stoolie. 660 00:57:01,227 --> 00:57:03,053 Love? Oh, my God. Mabel. 661 00:57:03,604 --> 00:57:05,680 Give me an hour to say farewell forever. 662 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:10,984 An hour? When I was your age, I could say farewell three times in an hour. 663 00:57:11,904 --> 00:57:14,573 But not forever. We're taking the ladies with us. 664 00:57:14,657 --> 00:57:17,029 What? Mabel would rather die. 665 00:57:17,118 --> 00:57:20,985 That can be arranged. We march on the castle tonight! 666 00:57:21,330 --> 00:57:23,037 They are doomed! 667 00:57:38,889 --> 00:57:43,135 ♪ I know she'll never understand 668 00:57:44,270 --> 00:57:47,603 ♪ I gave my word before we met 669 00:57:48,315 --> 00:57:52,395 ♪ So I just can't go breaking it 670 00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:57,281 ♪ She'll say she thinks I'm out of touch 671 00:57:58,659 --> 00:58:01,909 ♪ I've let my duty, honor bound 672 00:58:03,038 --> 00:58:07,035 ♪ come between the love we've found 673 00:58:09,169 --> 00:58:12,122 ♪ How can I live without her 674 00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:16,421 ♪ when she's all I'm livin' for? 675 00:58:17,135 --> 00:58:20,420 ♪ How can I live without her 676 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:24,681 ♪ live like I did before? 677 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,142 ♪ Now I can see through her eyes 678 00:58:29,231 --> 00:58:31,556 ♪ how good love can be 679 00:58:33,818 --> 00:58:36,653 ♪ How can I live without her 680 00:58:37,155 --> 00:58:38,779 ♪ when she's gone? 681 00:58:46,581 --> 00:58:50,910 ♪ No matter what the future brings 682 00:58:52,003 --> 00:58:55,454 ♪ I'll hold the memories in my heart 683 00:58:56,216 --> 00:58:59,916 ♪ No matter how long we're apart 684 00:59:01,012 --> 00:59:05,424 ♪ She'll always be the only one 685 00:59:06,434 --> 00:59:09,767 ♪ Her name forever on my lips 686 00:59:10,563 --> 00:59:15,308 ♪ She's slipping through my fingertips 687 00:59:16,986 --> 00:59:19,986 ♪ How can I live without her 688 00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:23,989 ♪ when she's all I'm living for? 689 00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:28,113 ♪ How can I live without her 690 00:59:29,123 --> 00:59:32,788 ♪ live like I did before? 691 00:59:33,335 --> 00:59:36,869 ♪ Now I can see through her eyes 692 00:59:36,964 --> 00:59:39,122 ♪ how good love can be 693 00:59:41,343 --> 00:59:44,676 ♪ How can I live without her? 694 00:59:45,514 --> 00:59:48,929 ♪ How can I live without her? 695 00:59:49,643 --> 00:59:54,554 ♪ How can I live without her ♪ when she's gone? 696 00:59:56,775 --> 00:59:59,526 ♪ When she's gone 697 01:00:00,821 --> 01:00:03,905 ♪ She's all I'm living for 698 01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:09,737 ♪ How can I live like I did before? 699 01:00:10,414 --> 01:00:13,249 ♪ How can I live without her? 700 01:00:14,918 --> 01:00:16,328 Live without who? 701 01:00:19,673 --> 01:00:21,582 What are you doing in there? 702 01:00:24,219 --> 01:00:26,128 Oh, hiding. 703 01:00:26,221 --> 01:00:28,546 Hiding? My Frederic, hiding? 704 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:32,008 It cannot be the lionheart trembles at the coming conflict. 705 01:00:32,310 --> 01:00:33,969 My love, a wimp. 706 01:00:34,187 --> 01:00:35,681 No, Mabel. 707 01:00:37,691 --> 01:00:39,767 A terrible disclosure's been made. 708 01:00:39,859 --> 01:00:41,187 Then zip it up. 709 01:00:42,028 --> 01:00:45,361 You mean, when I'm 84, you'll still be 21? 710 01:00:46,741 --> 01:00:48,069 Could be fun. 711 01:00:48,326 --> 01:00:49,903 No, Mabel. 712 01:00:51,121 --> 01:00:54,121 The tragedy completely eludes you, doesn't it? 713 01:00:54,874 --> 01:00:59,666 Look, don't you see, I won't even be able to marry you until... 714 01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:04,625 1940! 715 01:01:08,012 --> 01:01:10,633 You're not gay, are you? 716 01:01:10,807 --> 01:01:12,005 No! 717 01:01:12,642 --> 01:01:14,848 You and that Pirate King get around... 718 01:01:14,936 --> 01:01:18,055 in those feminine pleated shirts and all that leather. 719 01:01:18,773 --> 01:01:20,765 Hey, I'm not prejudiced. 720 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:24,565 What has this country got a Navy for? Screw them if they can't take a joke. 721 01:01:26,322 --> 01:01:27,650 You're weird. 722 01:01:33,454 --> 01:01:36,953 All kidding aside, Fred, tell me this. 723 01:01:38,584 --> 01:01:40,078 Are you a virgin? 724 01:01:42,379 --> 01:01:45,130 - I don't know. - Near enough. 725 01:01:47,593 --> 01:01:49,834 - But you'd have me die one? - No! 726 01:01:51,347 --> 01:01:55,475 You're putting your sense of duty before me and the lives of my family. 727 01:01:55,684 --> 01:01:57,094 But I have to. 728 01:01:57,770 --> 01:01:59,976 It's my duty, that's all I know. 729 01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:02,270 That's all I know. Frederic! 730 01:02:02,357 --> 01:02:03,851 These are the 1880s. 731 01:02:03,942 --> 01:02:08,022 You cannot live by the outmoded class conventions of the neo-imperialist society. 732 01:02:08,113 --> 01:02:11,149 - Find your true center. - What? You mean Zen piracy? 733 01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:16,787 Have you ever worn a whalebone corset? 734 01:02:19,499 --> 01:02:23,199 No, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles! 735 01:02:23,587 --> 01:02:27,205 I won't be choked by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty! 736 01:02:27,299 --> 01:02:28,757 Would you, Harry? 737 01:02:28,842 --> 01:02:33,753 Never to know the rich and wondrous person beating and throbbing in me! 738 01:02:33,930 --> 01:02:35,673 Can you see me throbbing? 739 01:02:36,099 --> 01:02:37,474 I see. 740 01:02:38,310 --> 01:02:40,101 I see, I'm throbbing, too. 741 01:02:42,439 --> 01:02:46,353 Your duty is to us. Tell him, Harry! To our love! 742 01:02:49,612 --> 01:02:51,271 You know, you're right. 743 01:02:51,573 --> 01:02:54,028 You're right. Love is everything! 744 01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:57,325 Love is everything. Now go massacre those oafs. 745 01:03:05,295 --> 01:03:06,493 I can't. 746 01:03:15,555 --> 01:03:17,097 You say you love me? 747 01:03:17,557 --> 01:03:19,430 As midnight loves the moon. 748 01:03:20,852 --> 01:03:24,303 But who am I? You've only known me for a day or two. 749 01:03:25,064 --> 01:03:28,183 I'm a sailor who spent all his life at sea... 750 01:03:28,442 --> 01:03:32,309 and knows nothing, nothing about life... 751 01:03:34,115 --> 01:03:35,313 or ladies. 752 01:03:35,866 --> 01:03:37,241 Only love. 753 01:03:39,036 --> 01:03:42,369 And if I should change to keep your love... 754 01:03:45,084 --> 01:03:47,206 changing it just might lose it. 755 01:03:48,587 --> 01:03:52,454 Then that's the bottom line? To hold you, I have to let you go? 756 01:03:59,890 --> 01:04:01,549 See you in 1940. 757 01:04:05,312 --> 01:04:07,221 But I'll try for 1939. 758 01:04:23,663 --> 01:04:26,663 ♪ Love, show me the way 759 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:31,454 ♪ when I am lost and hope begins to fade 760 01:04:33,423 --> 01:04:36,293 ♪ Love, timeless and true 761 01:04:36,885 --> 01:04:41,214 ♪ whenever I need strength I look to you 762 01:04:42,849 --> 01:04:44,343 ♪ Tonight 763 01:04:46,311 --> 01:04:49,762 ♪ My faith is strong enough 764 01:04:49,856 --> 01:04:53,723 ♪ to see me through tonight 765 01:04:56,112 --> 01:04:59,527 ♪ He's gotta trust in love 766 01:04:59,616 --> 01:05:01,941 ♪ the way I do 767 01:05:02,827 --> 01:05:05,662 ♪ We gotta hold on tight 768 01:05:07,206 --> 01:05:09,364 ♪ tonight 769 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:10,994 ♪ Hold on 770 01:05:12,754 --> 01:05:17,830 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ if we just believe in love 771 01:05:19,343 --> 01:05:21,002 ♪ Hold on 772 01:05:22,138 --> 01:05:26,301 ♪ There's nothing under heaven ♪ we can't overcome 773 01:05:26,726 --> 01:05:28,385 ♪ Hold on 774 01:05:34,525 --> 01:05:37,015 ♪ Love, I see a way 775 01:05:38,279 --> 01:05:42,608 ♪ How the tide will turn ♪ and the part I'll play 776 01:05:44,326 --> 01:05:46,995 ♪ It's all part of a plan 777 01:05:47,955 --> 01:05:52,118 ♪ You don't have to know or understand 778 01:05:53,544 --> 01:05:55,203 ♪ Tonight 779 01:05:57,673 --> 01:06:03,545 ♪ I'll see it all unfold ♪ before my eyes, tonight 780 01:06:06,890 --> 01:06:10,305 ♪ With fortune on my side 781 01:06:10,394 --> 01:06:13,063 ♪ and love to guide me 782 01:06:13,438 --> 01:06:16,937 ♪ The future is looking bright 783 01:06:18,068 --> 01:06:20,226 ♪ tonight 784 01:06:20,362 --> 01:06:21,690 ♪ Hold on 785 01:06:23,532 --> 01:06:28,692 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ if we just believe in love 786 01:06:30,205 --> 01:06:31,864 ♪ Hold on 787 01:06:32,999 --> 01:06:37,245 ♪ There's nothing under heaven ♪ we can't overcome 788 01:06:37,546 --> 01:06:39,088 ♪ Hold on 789 01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:46,465 ♪ And though the road ahead ♪ may be unknown 790 01:06:47,555 --> 01:06:51,635 ♪ We'll make it if we hold on 791 01:07:11,037 --> 01:07:12,614 Sorry, Meadows. 792 01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:17,122 How the hell are you, Meadows? 793 01:07:18,711 --> 01:07:21,415 Papa, Frederic has just crossed over to the enemy. 794 01:07:21,506 --> 01:07:23,961 There's barely time for you to go lead our force. 795 01:07:24,050 --> 01:07:26,375 Lead? I can't lead. 796 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:29,337 I'm planning strategy. 797 01:07:35,353 --> 01:07:40,014 - Papa. - Just a snort or two for courage. 798 01:07:41,192 --> 01:07:42,520 Courage? 799 01:07:43,611 --> 01:07:45,936 Well, I'm a theoretical soldier. 800 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,770 The very model of a modern major... 801 01:07:49,867 --> 01:07:52,357 I am the very, very... 802 01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,997 Won't go off. It's not loaded. 803 01:08:05,048 --> 01:08:06,376 But you are. 804 01:08:10,012 --> 01:08:13,677 Papa, I'm gonna lead our fearsome force against the foe. 805 01:08:15,642 --> 01:08:18,512 - How much to keep this quiet? - Now, listen, young lady... 806 01:08:18,604 --> 01:08:22,055 No, I'll tell you. If we win, a full pardon for Frederic. 807 01:08:22,149 --> 01:08:23,429 That's blackmail. 808 01:08:23,525 --> 01:08:25,351 A full pardon. 809 01:08:26,653 --> 01:08:28,479 Damn cheek! 810 01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:32,902 With women leading armies, we'll never have another decent war again. 811 01:08:33,243 --> 01:08:35,401 So true. So true. 812 01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:58,589 ♪ When the foeman bares his steel 813 01:09:00,144 --> 01:09:01,970 ♪ We uncomfortable feel 814 01:09:04,107 --> 01:09:06,265 ♪ And we find the wisest thing 815 01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:10,436 ♪ Is to slap our chests and sing 816 01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:14,440 ♪ For when threatened by the brutes 817 01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,444 ♪ And your heart is in your boots 818 01:09:19,956 --> 01:09:23,953 ♪ There is nothing brings it round ♪ Like the trumpet's martial sound 819 01:09:24,085 --> 01:09:27,085 ♪ Like the trumpet's martial sound 820 01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:31,747 ♪ Tarantara! Tarantara! 821 01:09:57,284 --> 01:09:59,857 Sergeant, approach! Pirates at large! 822 01:10:00,245 --> 01:10:01,443 Pirates? 823 01:10:01,538 --> 01:10:03,696 This is a day for death or glory. 824 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:08,417 That is not a pleasant way of putting it. 825 01:10:08,504 --> 01:10:11,789 Take heart! Frederic should've led you, but I shall! 826 01:10:11,882 --> 01:10:14,207 Not bleeding likely. You're a girl. 827 01:10:14,718 --> 01:10:16,176 Now, nick off. 828 01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:18,259 Yes, nick off! 829 01:10:23,727 --> 01:10:26,811 We'll see what your inspector thinks of this! 830 01:10:33,487 --> 01:10:34,815 One moment. 831 01:10:51,838 --> 01:10:53,795 I must take some notes. 832 01:10:56,551 --> 01:10:57,879 My notebook. 833 01:11:08,062 --> 01:11:10,101 Name of the fugitive? 834 01:11:10,648 --> 01:11:13,601 - "Ferzjeteef"? - Fugitive. 835 01:11:15,069 --> 01:11:16,183 F-U... 836 01:11:16,279 --> 01:11:18,437 Up yours, too, froggy. 837 01:11:18,573 --> 01:11:19,948 Oh, fugitive. 838 01:11:20,032 --> 01:11:21,526 - Name? - Frederic. 839 01:11:21,826 --> 01:11:23,699 Strange name for a girl. 840 01:11:23,786 --> 01:11:25,114 My name is Stanley. 841 01:11:25,204 --> 01:11:28,039 - Still a strange name for a girl. - Mabel Stanley. 842 01:11:30,376 --> 01:11:32,083 Tell me, Mabel... 843 01:11:33,087 --> 01:11:35,126 about these pirates. 844 01:11:36,090 --> 01:11:37,334 Parrots? 845 01:11:42,763 --> 01:11:46,345 The pirates. They're on their way to the castle, led by the Pirate King. 846 01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:49,102 This Pirate King, does he have a horse? 847 01:11:49,228 --> 01:11:51,635 A nurse? Yeah, Ruth. 848 01:11:51,772 --> 01:11:54,642 I don't want to know its name. How fast does it run? 849 01:11:54,733 --> 01:11:56,725 You want to know how fast a nurse runs? 850 01:11:56,819 --> 01:12:00,152 An horse. What do you think this is, a parrot? 851 01:12:01,532 --> 01:12:03,358 - Parrot? - A parrot! 852 01:12:04,743 --> 01:12:07,412 "Polly wants a cracker!" Stupid girl. 853 01:12:07,538 --> 01:12:09,696 These other pirates, their names. 854 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:14,203 Long John Silver, with the wooden leg. He wears a parrot on his shoulder. 855 01:12:14,294 --> 01:12:17,211 Then there's Ruth, she's a horse, I mean, a nurse. 856 01:12:17,381 --> 01:12:19,871 Why don't you just follow me to the fort? 857 01:12:21,426 --> 01:12:22,457 Fort? 858 01:12:32,562 --> 01:12:35,728 Pick up those hoofprints as evidence. 859 01:12:47,869 --> 01:12:49,528 Back to the castle! 860 01:12:55,877 --> 01:12:58,083 These pirates won't know what hit them! 861 01:12:58,171 --> 01:13:01,539 We'll put an end to their reign of terror, butchery, arson, and rape! 862 01:13:01,674 --> 01:13:05,920 Not to mention robbery, flogging, kidnapping, and cop killing! 863 01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:21,105 ♪ Though to us it's evident 864 01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:24,936 ♪ These intentions are well meant 865 01:13:26,699 --> 01:13:28,940 ♪ Such expressions don't appear 866 01:13:30,703 --> 01:13:32,825 ♪ Calculated men to cheer 867 01:13:34,749 --> 01:13:36,825 ♪ Who are going to meet their fate 868 01:13:38,794 --> 01:13:40,952 ♪ In a highly nervous state 869 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:47,051 ♪ Still to us it's evident ♪ These intentions are well meant 870 01:13:47,136 --> 01:13:50,718 ♪ These intentions are well meant 871 01:13:50,890 --> 01:13:54,673 ♪ Tarantara! Tarantara! 872 01:14:33,515 --> 01:14:34,546 Lads! 873 01:14:45,610 --> 01:14:47,935 ♪ We are the pirates 874 01:14:49,781 --> 01:14:51,939 ♪ We are the pirates 875 01:14:53,952 --> 01:14:56,407 ♪ Out upon the ocean waves 876 01:14:56,496 --> 01:14:58,986 ♪ we instill fear and loathing 877 01:14:59,082 --> 01:15:01,703 ♪ Loathing, we are very, very loathed 878 01:15:01,793 --> 01:15:04,283 ♪ Marauders with shiny swords 879 01:15:04,462 --> 01:15:07,249 ♪ and very fancy clothing 880 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:10,424 ♪ Clothing, we are very well clothed 881 01:15:10,510 --> 01:15:14,673 ♪ Global supremacy is what we gun for 882 01:15:14,931 --> 01:15:18,181 ♪ We raise our flag ♪ and watch the cowards run 883 01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:20,802 ♪ We are the pirates 884 01:15:20,895 --> 01:15:23,101 ♪ Rulers of the high seas 885 01:15:23,189 --> 01:15:27,352 ♪ We can be irate ♪ Sometimes very nasty 886 01:15:27,568 --> 01:15:31,233 ♪ We wheel, we deal ♪ We steal their thunder 887 01:15:31,739 --> 01:15:35,321 ♪ We shoot, we loot ♪ We put 'em under 888 01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:37,652 ♪ We are the pirates 889 01:15:37,745 --> 01:15:39,821 ♪ Shoot, loot, plunder 890 01:15:39,914 --> 01:15:43,994 ♪ We can be irate ♪ shoot, loot asunder 891 01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:47,536 ♪ The pirates, we're the pirates 892 01:15:50,466 --> 01:15:52,458 Put your backs to it, lads. 893 01:15:53,385 --> 01:15:54,665 One... 894 01:15:54,762 --> 01:15:56,920 No, let's try the pyramid. 895 01:16:15,073 --> 01:16:18,738 ♪ Nothing we like better ♪ Than a dreadful brawl 896 01:16:19,828 --> 01:16:22,828 ♪ Locked in battle ♪ See our victims fall 897 01:16:22,914 --> 01:16:25,749 ♪ Oh, we are the pirates 898 01:16:25,834 --> 01:16:27,910 ♪ Batten down the hatches 899 01:16:28,003 --> 01:16:29,876 ♪ We can be irate 900 01:16:29,963 --> 01:16:31,789 ♪ Aye, eye patches 901 01:16:31,882 --> 01:16:33,921 ♪ The pirates 902 01:16:34,259 --> 01:16:36,168 ♪ The pirates 903 01:16:36,261 --> 01:16:39,464 ♪ We are the pirates 904 01:16:41,641 --> 01:16:44,262 Now I suppose we have to take the other one back. 905 01:16:44,352 --> 01:16:45,762 Oh, shit! 906 01:17:02,453 --> 01:17:05,738 Two, three! 907 01:17:09,210 --> 01:17:11,202 Avon calling. 908 01:18:04,348 --> 01:18:08,345 ♪ With cat-like tread ♪ Upon our prey we steal 909 01:18:08,477 --> 01:18:12,605 ♪ In silence dread ♪ Our cautious way we feel 910 01:18:13,106 --> 01:18:16,771 ♪ No sound at all! ♪ We never speak a word 911 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:20,940 ♪ A fly's foot-fall ♪ Would be distinctly heard 912 01:18:21,031 --> 01:18:23,948 ♪ Tarantara, tarantara 913 01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:29,321 ♪ So stealthily the pirate creeps ♪ While all the household soundly sleeps 914 01:18:33,835 --> 01:18:37,535 ♪ Come, friends who plough the sea 915 01:18:38,006 --> 01:18:42,134 ♪ Steady navigation, shirking devastation 916 01:18:42,219 --> 01:18:45,718 ♪ Let's vary piracy 917 01:18:46,306 --> 01:18:49,390 ♪ With a little lechery! 918 01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:54,771 ♪ Come, friends who plough the sea 919 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:58,895 ♪ Steady navigation, shirking devastation 920 01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:02,519 ♪ Let's vary piracy 921 01:19:02,614 --> 01:19:05,947 ♪ With a little lechery! 922 01:19:16,711 --> 01:19:19,415 Mabel! Oh, I missed you! 923 01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:22,545 That's nice. How have you been, Fred? 924 01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:26,381 How have I been? Come out and let me hold you. 925 01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:28,966 At least a kiss. 926 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:32,092 What is this? 927 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:35,268 We're enemies now. I thought you'd remember. 928 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:38,722 - You don't think I want it this way? - It's up to you. 929 01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:39,972 Okay. 930 01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:44,026 If that's the way you want it. Good-bye, Mabe. 931 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:45,727 Good-bye. 932 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:55,784 Damn you! 933 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:59,583 I love you. I'll always love you, come what may. 934 01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:02,706 We'll all be murdered in our beds, "come what may." 935 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,288 Well, run, for God's sake. Run. 936 01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:06,759 Death before dishonor! 937 01:20:06,844 --> 01:20:10,010 Besides, running in one of these things is a real bitch. 938 01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:11,585 Frederic! 939 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:13,140 Duty calls. 940 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:16,008 Enemies? 941 01:20:17,437 --> 01:20:18,468 Enemies. 942 01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:29,895 Frederic! 943 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,949 Good-bye. Coming! 944 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:44,171 ♪ Come, friends who plough the sea 945 01:20:45,298 --> 01:20:49,627 ♪ Steady navigation, shirking devastation 946 01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:53,710 ♪ Let's vary piracy 947 01:20:59,312 --> 01:21:04,353 ♪ With a little lechery 948 01:21:15,411 --> 01:21:16,739 Seize him! 949 01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:22,460 Not him, you idiots! Him! 950 01:21:35,806 --> 01:21:38,593 Come, lads, the ladies are waiting. 951 01:21:41,771 --> 01:21:43,597 Get off! 952 01:21:50,779 --> 01:21:52,273 Frederic, help us! 953 01:21:53,574 --> 01:21:55,317 Frederic, please. 954 01:22:04,501 --> 01:22:06,493 Will no one save us? 955 01:22:18,682 --> 01:22:20,140 Good evening, all. 956 01:22:23,562 --> 01:22:28,140 Hello, hello... Hello. 957 01:22:29,192 --> 01:22:30,935 What's going on here, then? 958 01:22:31,403 --> 01:22:35,317 "It is my duty to warn you that anything you say may be taken down..." 959 01:22:35,407 --> 01:22:36,782 Nick off! 960 01:23:02,058 --> 01:23:03,433 Come on! 961 01:23:12,151 --> 01:23:16,065 Come on, girls, hurry. This way. Hurry! 962 01:23:20,535 --> 01:23:22,860 - Mabel, hide! - No, you look after them. 963 01:23:22,954 --> 01:23:24,412 Mabel, no! 964 01:23:24,914 --> 01:23:26,242 It's suicide! 965 01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:42,471 Sam, stop fooling around. 966 01:23:42,556 --> 01:23:44,014 Get off me. 967 01:24:26,475 --> 01:24:28,017 Help! 968 01:24:29,561 --> 01:24:31,055 Watch out, John! 969 01:24:39,362 --> 01:24:40,939 Look out, John! 970 01:25:16,399 --> 01:25:19,020 I want it ended right now, John. 971 01:26:01,402 --> 01:26:03,727 "You have the right to remain silent..." 972 01:26:08,992 --> 01:26:11,280 Oh, no, not a pie fight. 973 01:26:13,455 --> 01:26:14,997 Not anchovy! 974 01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:16,244 Pizza. 975 01:26:34,017 --> 01:26:35,808 You got all the anchovies. 976 01:26:48,990 --> 01:26:53,698 ♪ Can I believe what I am seeing 977 01:26:53,787 --> 01:26:56,622 ♪ What I am feeling 978 01:26:57,207 --> 01:27:01,500 ♪ Something so rare ♪ Watching her there 979 01:27:01,711 --> 01:27:04,036 ♪ She makes my heart stall 980 01:27:09,844 --> 01:27:11,088 War is hell. 981 01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:28,778 Charge! 982 01:27:29,238 --> 01:27:31,563 Get out of my gymnasium, all of you! 983 01:27:32,783 --> 01:27:35,867 Charge! What's going on here? 984 01:27:38,914 --> 01:27:41,036 You there, knock it off! 985 01:27:44,837 --> 01:27:47,043 - No, put him down. - I'll deal with this. 986 01:27:47,131 --> 01:27:49,918 Enough! Enough! 987 01:27:50,634 --> 01:27:52,460 We are all orphans. 988 01:27:52,553 --> 01:27:54,379 No more Mr. Nice Guy. 989 01:27:55,723 --> 01:27:58,474 You have taken advantage of my better nature... 990 01:27:58,851 --> 01:28:00,808 my compassion for humanity... 991 01:28:00,936 --> 01:28:04,102 my gentle kindness to all creatures great and small. 992 01:28:04,440 --> 01:28:05,684 Rip their lungs out! 993 01:28:05,774 --> 01:28:08,395 Feed them to the sharks, beginning with her! 994 01:28:09,945 --> 01:28:11,688 Wait a minute! 995 01:28:12,030 --> 01:28:13,689 This is my dream. 996 01:28:15,701 --> 01:28:17,325 I want a happy ending. 997 01:28:17,619 --> 01:28:19,278 I want a happy ending! 998 01:28:21,164 --> 01:28:22,658 A happy ending? 999 01:28:24,126 --> 01:28:26,165 - A full pardon for Frederic. - No. 1000 01:28:26,461 --> 01:28:28,868 He's done nothing to be pardoned for. 1001 01:28:28,964 --> 01:28:32,747 At every turn of fate and fortune, he has simply done his duty. 1002 01:28:32,968 --> 01:28:34,794 Kneel, Frederic. 1003 01:28:36,304 --> 01:28:38,925 Arise, Sir Frederic. 1004 01:28:39,266 --> 01:28:42,053 I reward you with the fairest prize at my command. 1005 01:28:42,144 --> 01:28:44,516 That is, if she's still at my command. 1006 01:28:44,729 --> 01:28:47,219 My youngest daughter, Mabel. 1007 01:28:53,321 --> 01:28:57,104 The custom! You've got to do something, I can't get married till they are! 1008 01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:58,907 We are helpless. 1009 01:28:59,619 --> 01:29:01,278 It's your dream. 1010 01:29:15,343 --> 01:29:17,002 I found your glasses. 1011 01:29:26,979 --> 01:29:30,478 You and you. And, you and you. 1012 01:29:32,318 --> 01:29:34,559 And you and you. 1013 01:29:35,321 --> 01:29:37,278 And you, and up there, you. 1014 01:29:37,448 --> 01:29:39,570 You and you. 1015 01:29:44,038 --> 01:29:45,615 And you and you. 1016 01:29:47,041 --> 01:29:48,321 You're a problem. 1017 01:29:48,417 --> 01:29:50,658 That was no dream I had last night. 1018 01:29:51,629 --> 01:29:54,879 I loved a woman. I want that woman for my wife. 1019 01:29:55,216 --> 01:29:56,591 I accept. 1020 01:29:59,845 --> 01:30:01,504 But that was you last... 1021 01:30:06,101 --> 01:30:08,010 In that case, lads... 1022 01:30:10,272 --> 01:30:11,730 I accept. 1023 01:30:14,401 --> 01:30:16,060 But I thought you... 1024 01:30:16,278 --> 01:30:17,606 You and he... 1025 01:30:17,946 --> 01:30:19,274 I don't get it. 1026 01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:21,109 You will. 1027 01:31:04,409 --> 01:31:07,694 ♪ No more sad times 1028 01:31:07,787 --> 01:31:11,120 ♪ mad, or bad times 1029 01:31:11,583 --> 01:31:16,743 ♪ No more minor keys 1030 01:31:19,173 --> 01:31:22,339 ♪ Life's for living 1031 01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:26,509 ♪ sharing, giving 1032 01:31:26,722 --> 01:31:31,929 ♪ Life's for you and me 1033 01:31:33,813 --> 01:31:37,596 ♪ When the going's rough ♪ and you've had enough 1034 01:31:37,817 --> 01:31:41,435 ♪ Leave your troubles and your woe 1035 01:31:41,654 --> 01:31:45,354 ♪ Turn the other cheek and forget your grief 1036 01:31:45,449 --> 01:31:49,280 ♪ Make a friend out of your foe 1037 01:31:52,581 --> 01:31:55,416 ♪ Give me a happy ending 1038 01:31:56,502 --> 01:31:58,375 ♪ every time 1039 01:31:59,755 --> 01:32:01,913 ♪ We'll kiss and make up 1040 01:32:02,007 --> 01:32:06,170 ♪ That's a very peaceful sign 1041 01:32:07,888 --> 01:32:10,888 ♪ Give me a happy ending 1042 01:32:11,642 --> 01:32:13,718 ♪ every time 1043 01:32:15,062 --> 01:32:17,268 ♪ Don't be unhappy 1044 01:32:17,356 --> 01:32:21,733 ♪ everything will work out fine 1045 01:32:22,194 --> 01:32:25,479 ♪ No more fighting 1046 01:32:25,989 --> 01:32:29,440 ♪ scratching, biting 1047 01:32:29,910 --> 01:32:35,117 ♪ No more police and thieves 1048 01:32:37,501 --> 01:32:41,000 ♪ All is sweetness 1049 01:32:41,296 --> 01:32:44,581 ♪ light, and neatness 1050 01:32:45,133 --> 01:32:46,461 Yes, sir. 1051 01:32:46,927 --> 01:32:48,586 No, thanks. 1052 01:32:48,845 --> 01:32:50,469 Please. 1053 01:32:52,182 --> 01:32:56,179 ♪ When you've had ♪ your fill of life's ugly pills 1054 01:32:56,311 --> 01:32:59,146 ♪ The sadness and the pain 1055 01:32:59,898 --> 01:33:03,765 ♪ Take the box of pills and attendant ills 1056 01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:07,610 ♪ Flush them down the drain 1057 01:33:10,783 --> 01:33:13,534 ♪ Give me a happy ending 1058 01:33:14,704 --> 01:33:16,411 ♪ every time 1059 01:33:17,957 --> 01:33:20,163 ♪ We'll kiss and make up 1060 01:33:20,251 --> 01:33:24,959 ♪ That's a very peaceful sign 1061 01:33:25,923 --> 01:33:28,592 ♪ Give me a happy ending 1062 01:33:29,886 --> 01:33:31,878 ♪ every time 1063 01:33:33,222 --> 01:33:35,380 ♪ Don't be unhappy 1064 01:33:35,474 --> 01:33:40,432 ♪ everything will work out fine 1065 01:33:40,521 --> 01:33:43,142 ♪ Everything will work out fine 1066 01:33:43,232 --> 01:33:46,067 ♪ Give me a happy ending 1067 01:33:46,902 --> 01:33:48,978 ♪ every time 1068 01:33:50,406 --> 01:33:52,528 ♪ We'll kiss and make up 1069 01:33:52,616 --> 01:33:57,277 ♪ That's a very peaceful sign 1070 01:34:22,104 --> 01:34:25,389 Your name wouldn't by any chance be Frederic, would it? 1071 01:34:30,904 --> 01:34:31,935 No. 1072 01:34:33,073 --> 01:34:36,655 I don't suppose you came looking for me out of a sense of duty? 1073 01:34:39,454 --> 01:34:40,782 Not exactly. 1074 01:35:52,234 --> 01:35:53,728 214, take one! 1075 01:35:54,695 --> 01:35:56,901 Someone better take my gum. 1076 01:35:58,866 --> 01:36:02,863 I just want to say that it's not all sunglasses and autographs.